The Son Of

Akpos was doing his maths
homework. He said to himself,"
Two plus five, the son of a bitch
is seven. Three plus six, the son
of a bitch is nine, " His mother
heard what he was saying and
gasped, "What are you doing Akpos?"
Akpos answered, "I'm
doing my maths homework,


Mom: "And this is how your
teacher taught you to do it?"
the mother asked. 
"Yes," Akpos answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the
next day, "What are you
teaching my son in maths?"

The teacher replied, "Right now,
we are learning addition." The
mother asked, "And are you
teaching them to say two plus
two, the Son Of a bitch is four?"

After the teacher stopped
laughing, she answered, "What I
taught them was, two plus two,
THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."