Bridge Jump

Dogo and Akpos were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on.
It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I go bet you N1000 he go jump," said Dogo. "I go Bet you N1000 he won't," said Akpos.

Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. Akpos hands Dogo the money.
"I can't take your money," said
Dogo. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said akpos. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I no just think say the guy dey foolish enough to jump again!