Sunday 19 August 2012

Stolen Car

A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had broken
in to his car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, steering wheel, break pedal,
even the accelerator," he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could get under way
the phone rang a second time, with the same voice came
over the line. "Never mind," said the drunk with a hiccup, "I
got in the back-seat by mistake."

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