The Most Stupid

Mr Azu and his friend Oko were arguing about their sons. Mr Azu said his son was more foolish than Oko's son, but Oko disagreed so they decided to prove it.
Mr Azu called his son and told him to go to the market and buy a box of matches and the boy left without asking for money ... Then Mr Azu said to him; "You see how foolish he is, he didn't even ask for money" Oko replied; "is this what you call foolishness? Wait and see". Then Oko called his son and told him to go. home and check if he was around. He took to his heels and came back panting; "Papa, you no dey house, Mama say you dey your friend place"