Tuesday 16 October 2012

20th Floor

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 20th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing.

"Damn, that was stupid" she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."

As she passed the 13th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"


"No No!" she shrieked, aghast.

So, he dropped her. As she passed the 9th floor, another man reached out and caught her.

"Do you screw?" he asked.

"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too.

The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor.

"I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.

"Slut!" Ogborikoko replied, and dropped her!

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