Thursday 27 December 2012

Bad English

Listen to the ENGLISH TEACHERS of nowadays in primary schools;
1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back.!
2. Both of you three get out of the class.!
3. Take 5 cm wire of any length.!

4. All of you stand in a straight circle!
5. Be quiet...The Principal just passed away.
6. Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I am here???
7. I have 3 daughters and all of them are girls...
8. Siddon there. Permission denial. Why didn't you toilet before you resume to come to school?
9. I'm so sorry to hear that. Are you the only one mother born?
10. All of you everybody, bring out your English Textbooks.

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