Saturday 29 December 2012

Skipping Service

A Pastor decided to skip services one Sunday and head to obudu hills to do some hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he collided with a lion, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. His rifle went one way, and he went the other, landing on a rock and breaking both legs.


That was the good news. The bad news was the ferocious lion was charging at him, and he couldn't move.

"Oh, Lord," the pastor prayed, "I'm so sorry for skipping services today to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish:

Please make a Christian out of that lion that's coming at me. Please, Lord!"

That very instant the lion skidded to a halt, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and began to pray aloud at the pastor's feet:

"Dear God, bless this food I am about to receive..."

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