U get Loaf of Bread

Jide was hungry and went to 'mai shayi' (men selling tea and bread).The following transpired between the man and the mai shayi.


JIDE: u get loaf of bread?

ABOKI:yes

JIDE:bring one; slice am two and put 2 sachet of butter in btw the slice.

ABOKI:(happy and tankin God 4 bringing customer, was just doing as he is told)

JIDE:u get egg?

ABOKI:yes customer

JIDE:fry 20 egg put am btw the bread.

ABOKI:Okay customer

JIDE:u get sadin 4 inside gongoni?

ABOKI:yes customer everytin dey.

JIDE:put two gongoni inside the bread.

ABOKI:Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, in his mind he wil make a lot of money 2day)

JIDE:u don finish? Oya press the bread for me.

ABOKI:see am customer, i don prepare am finish.

JIDE: . . . . . OYA CUT TEN NAIRA OWN FOR ME
LOOlz