Wine Taster

In an alcohol factory the regular Taster died and the Director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The Director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him.
They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,"It's Red Wine, a Muscat, Three Years Old, Grown on a North Slope, Matured in Steel Containers." That's correct", said the boss. Another glass."It's Red Wine, Cabernet, Eight Years Old, a South Western Slope, Oak Barrels."Correct". The Director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of Urine. The alcoholic tried it."It's a Blonde, 26 Years Old, Pregnant n in the third month. If you don't give me the job, I'll say who the father is... The boss fainted!