Evolution

​A little girl asked her mother, “How were humans created?”
D Mom answered, “God made Adam& Eve, they had children& so was mankind made.”
2 days l8r d girl asked her Dad d same question.
D Dad answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys 4rm which d human race evolved.”

I Am In Love

Son:"Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!"
Father: That's great son. Who is it?
Son: It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.