Lazarus Surname

OGBORIKOKO IN A BIBLE STUDY CLASS.
 TEACHER: What is d surname of Lazarus that Jesus rose from d dead?
OGBORIKOKO: Comfort.

20th Floor

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 20th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing.

"Damn, that was stupid" she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."

As she passed the 13th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"

Ya PIN

IGBO GUY: Bebe, are u on BB? Ngwa give me ya bb pin.

Ghost Man

Ogborikoko stayed close to the cemetery so he used that to outwit okada riders and taxi drivers.

He would simply alight at the cemetery junction, fill his nostrils with cotton and speak nasally.
This scared every driver and rider and wouldn't dare ask him for money.

Ogborikoko did this for years and successfully outwitted every driver thinking he was a ghost.

One cool evening, Ogborikoko boarded this okada and as usual alighted at the cemetery junction.

"MONEY?" the angry looking Okada man asked.

Cool Radio

I saw my gateman who bought a radio put it in the refrigerator and when I asked why.

Airport Left

Ogborikoko told his friends he was going to the airport on his way to Abuja 30mins later he is back and his friends looked at him and asked what happened?

Cemetary runs

Ogborikoko stayed close to the cemetery so he used that to outwit okada riders and taxi drivers.

He would simply alight at the cemetery junction, fill his nostrils with cotton and speak nasally.
This scared every driver and rider and wouldn't dare ask him for money.