I Wear The Pants

Adamu was going to be married to Fatima
so his Father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, 'Adamu, let me tell you something.

On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.''
She did and said, 'These are too big.
I can't wear them.'
I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in
this family and I always will.'
Ever since that night, we have
never had any problems.
'Hmmm,' said Adamu. He thought that might be a good  thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Adamu took off his pants and said  to Fatima , 'Here, try these on..!
She tried them on and said, 'These are too large.  They don't fit me.'
Adamu said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
and I always will.
I don't want you to ever forget that.'
Then Fatima took off her panties and handed them to  Adamu. She said, 'Here, you try on mine!
Adamu did and said,
'I can't get into your panties.'
Fatima said, 'Exactly.
And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.