Making A Baby

There is not one dirty word in it, yet its hilarious!

A Couple, Suresh and Reeta Sharma,in the US., were unable to conceive  and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.


On the day the proxy father was to arrive, he kissed her  and said, ' I'm going to office. The man should be here soon.'   

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer  rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...'

'Oh, no need to explain,' She cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.'  

'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Do you know Babies are my Speciality?'

'Well that's what I hope. Please do come in!'

After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'

'Leave everything to me. None can guarantee a good one every time. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, a couple on the bed, even living room floor is fun. I try  different positions, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'

'My, that's a lot!', She gasped 

'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be in and out in 5 mins, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.'  

'I know,' She said quietly.

He opened his briefcase & pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,'
'Oh, my God!' She exclaimed!
'These twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.'
'She was difficult?'
'Yes, I finally had to take her to the park. People crowded around to get a good look!'
'A good look?' She said , her eyes wide with amazement.
'For 3 hours, She was squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, & when darkness approached, I had to rush my shots.'

'Ma'am, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can start right away!'

...'Tripod?

'I need Tripod To rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be hand held '

Mrs Sharma fainted...