Mental Hospital

During a visit to a mental hospital a Journalist asked the Director “How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?” Director:
“We fill a bath tub. Then we give him a tea spoon, a teacup & bucket to empty the bath tub” Journalist: “Oh a normal person would use a bucket as its bigger” “No” said the Director, “A normal person would drain the plug! Now which bed do u want?”