15. If you work in a company for 10 years, without promotion or raise in salary.14. When you fail BOTH maths and english in WAEC.
13. If you slap a military man.
12. If your car spends more time at the mechanic than on the road.
11. If you are. Always making money only in your dreams
10. When you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC.
9. When you are stuck in an elevator with a Boko Haram sucide bomber.
8. When you mistakenly use super glue for eye drops.
7. If a world class photographer takes a photo of you, edits it 20 times and you still look UGLY .
6. U play lotto( baba ijebu) every day with a particular set of numbers which pops up anyday u don't play.
5. You sign as a defender for an European club and your first task is to mark Lionel Messi.
4. When you beat up a military man’s ONLY child.
3. When a rat eats ONLY your name out of all your original documents.
2. When your ONLY child, born after years of miscarraiges, joins the Nigerian Police force.
1. And the Number one sign to know forces are following you from yah villages is: in the midst of Boko Haram, and your cell-phone goes off, with a “LET SOMEBODY SHOUT HALLELUYAH!!!” Ringtone
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