Politicians

A bus full of politicians was driving down a country road when their bus ran off d road & crashed in2 a tree in an old farmers field. The cops came out few hours later.
They saw the crashed bus and asked the farmer where all the politicians had gone. The farmer said: " I buried them all in The field at d back."d police: " were they all dead? "The farmer: "well, some of them said they weren't dead, but you know how politicians lie!