Girl: how much do you love me?
Boyfriend: I love u so much, I can't measure.
Girl: no just tell me naaa...
Boy: okay I am like a phone and you are my sim card, there's no me without u
Girl: aaaaaawww that's so romantic
Boy: (says 2 himself) see mumu !!what if I'm a china fone wit 3 sims?
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