Wife says 2 husband:
Wife: Come help with the garden.
Husband: What do u think I am?a gardener?
Wife: Come fix the toilet faucet.
Husband: What do u think I am?a plumber?
Wife: Come fix the door handle.
Husband: What do u think I am?a carpenter?
The husband went out,but when he came back,he saw that everything is fixed,the garden,toilet,faucet,& the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it?
The wife said its the neighbour's son,but he gave me two options.
Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him.
Husband: I'm sure,u gave him a hamburger!
Wife:What do u think I am? Macdonalds?
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