Rich people and dia wahala, a friend went to visit his babe frm a very rich family. D maid approached him & asked MAID: what would u lyk to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
My guy: tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea?
My guy:Ceylon tea pls. MAID: how do u want it, black or white?
My guy: white. ...
MAID: milk or fresh cream?
ME: with milk.
MAID: goat milk or cow milk?
My guy: cow's milk.
MAID: freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
My guy: umm, lemme go with d freezeland cow.
MAID: would u lyk it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
My guy: sugar.
MAID: bee sugar or cane sugar?
My guy: cane sugar
MAID: white, brown or yellow sugar?
My guy: abeg, forget abt d tea, jst give me a glass of water.
MAID: mineral, tap or distilled water?
My guy: mineral water.MAID: flavored or non flavored?
My guy: infact get me an empty glass!
MAID: do u want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
My guy: abeg, free me, i go swallow my spit..."
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