Patrick Obayaigbon drives into a petrol station in his sleek, state of the art range rover sports:
Patrick: guy, abeg give me full tank
Attendant: I only speak english,sir
Patrick: Ok brother, good morning. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorised automobile. Therefore i cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulator to the brim
Attendant: bros na play i dey play o, my name na Omoh, you fit talk am for Benin!
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