Let's Do Comparisms

Teacher: Ok class, let's show the principal & our guests how much we've learnt so far dis year!

Let's do comparisions…So I say small, U say small, smaller, smallest..

[students nod]
Class:"Big, Bigger, Biggest.."
Teacher:"clean.."
Class:"clean, cleaner, cleanest..
Teacher:"tall….
Class:"tall, taller, tallest….
Teacher[smiles]:"very gud!!
Class:"very gud, very gudder, very gudest..
Teacher:"oh gosh.."
Class: oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest!!!
Teacher:"stop it now"
Class:"stop it now…stop it nower…stop it nowest!!
Teacher:"oh please.."
Class:"oh plz, oh plz, Oh' plzest.."
Teacher:"Luk at me..!!
Class:"luk at me, luk at me-er, luk at me-est..
Teacher:"wAt a disgrace!
Class:"wAt a disgrace ,wAt a disgracer, wAt a disgrace-st.
Teacher[furious]:I don die…
Class: I don die, I don dier, I don diest.