Saturday 19 May 2012

Firing Squad

An Ibo man, Yoruba man and Hausa man were set to face a
firing squad.
The Ibo man was the first one placed against
the wall and just before the order was given he
yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into
a panic and He jumped over the wall and escaped
in the confusion.The Yoruba man was the second one placed against the wall.
The squad was reassembled and he pondered
what he had just witnessed. Again before the order
was given he yelled out, "Boko Haram, Again the
squad fell apart and he slipped over the wall.
The last person, hausa man was placed against the wall.
He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just
scream out something about a disaster and hop
over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold
as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles
were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to
ear and yelled, "Fire!....."

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