Pastor explains to congregation that he must move onto another
church...there is silence in d congregation because nobody wants him to
go.
Obinna d car dealer stands up and offers to buy a jeep for d pastor
if he changes his mind and stays.the congregation applauds..bola, a
rich engineer also stands up and offers to double pastor's salary.there
is more applause..Laura Nwosu stands up and says "pastor, if you stay I
will sleep with you "there is pin drop silence...a dumfounded pastor
asked "Mrs nwosu, what possessed you to say that?".by this time Mr
Nwosu, laura's husband is hiding his face and shaking his head..laura
answers the pastor "well I asked my husband how we could help and he
said "abeg screw him!"
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